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Hi! This is a super duper website. It has lots of cool stuff. Make sure you stop by this website every day just so you can say that you did it. There will be more stuff here later. The only way to find out what will be here later, is to visit here again later.

 

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Display Greeting Language: Afrikaans
Hallo. Welkom by hierdie webwerf. Dit is wonderlik dat jy hier is.
Display Greeting Language: Amharic
ሀሎ። እንኳን ወደዚህ ድህረ ገጽ በደህና መጡ። እዚህ መሆንህ ግሩም ነው።
Display Greeting Language: Arabic
مرحباً بكم في هذا الموقع، إنه من الرائع أن تكون هنا.
Display Greeting Language: Bengali
এই সাইটে স্বাগতম, আপনাকে এখানে পেয়ে দারুণ লাগছে।
Display Greeting Language: Cantonese
歡迎嚟到呢個網站，好開心有你喺度
Display Greeting Language: Chinese (Simplified)
欢迎来到本网站，很高兴您来到这里
Display Greeting Language: Chinese (Traditional)
歡迎來到這個網站，很高興你能來到這裡
Display Greeting Language: Dutch
Welkom op deze site, het is geweldig dat je hier bent
Display Greeting Language: English
Welcome to this site, it's great to have you here
Display Greeting Language: French
Bienvenue sur ce site, c'est un plaisir de vous avoir ici
Display Greeting Language: German
Willkommen auf dieser Seite, es ist schön, Sie hier zu haben
Display Greeting Language: Hebrew
ברוכים הבאים לאתר זה, זה נהדר שאתה כאן
Display Greeting Language: Hindi
इस साइट पर आपका स्वागत है, आपका यहाँ आना बहुत अच्छा है
Display Greeting Language: Irish
Fáilte go dtí an suíomh seo, tá sé iontach go bhfuil tú anseo
Display Greeting Language: Italian
Benvenuti su questo sito, è bello avervi qui
Display Greeting Language: Japanese
このサイトへようこそ。ここに来ていただいて嬉しいです
Display Greeting Language: Korean
이 사이트에 오신 것을 환영합니다. 여러분이 여기 오신 것을 환영합니다.
Display Greeting Language: Latgalian
Laipni lyugti itymā sātyslopā, ir cīši labi, ka jius asat ite
Display Greeting Language: Latvian
Laipni lūdzam šajā vietnē, prieks, ka esat šeit
Display Greeting Language: Malay
Selamat datang ke laman web ini, sangat bagus untuk anda berada di sini
Display Greeting Language: Maori
Nau mai ki tenei pae, he rawe ki a koe i konei
Display Greeting Language: Marathi
या साइटवर आपले स्वागत आहे, आपण येथे आल्याने खूप आनंद झाला
Display Greeting Language: Polish
Witamy na tej stronie, miło Cię tu gościć
Display Greeting Language: Romanian
Bine ați venit pe acest site, mă bucur să vă avem aici
Display Greeting Language: Russian
Добро пожаловать на этот сайт, мы рады видеть вас здесь.
Display Greeting Language: Seychellois Creole
byenveni lo sa sit, i gou pour annan ou isi
Display Greeting Language: Spanish
Bienvenido a este sitio, es genial tenerte aquí.
Display Greeting Language: Swedish
Välkommen till denna sida, det är kul att ha dig här
Display Greeting Language: Tamil
இந்த தளத்திற்கு வரவேற்கிறோம், நீங்கள் இங்கு இருப்பது மகிழ்ச்சி அளிக்கிறது
Display Greeting Language: Ukranian
Ласкаво просимо на цей сайт, дуже приємно мати вас тут
Display Greeting Language: Xhosa
Wamkelekile kule sayithi, kumnandi ukuba nawe apha
Display Greeting Language: Yiddish
ברוכים הבאים צו דעם פּלאַץ, עס איז גרויס צו האָבן איר דאָ
Display Greeting Language: Zulu
Siyakwamukela kule sayithi, kuhle ukuba nawe lapha
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Daily News:

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Older News:

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FAQ aka Frequently Asked Questions:

Question: Who is the last programmer?
Answer: You are the last programmer

Question: Is everyone now the last programmer?
Answer: No, perhaps just a small portion of the population, but we think fairly soon it will be everyone. Yes, everyone will be the last programmer. Well, not "everyone".

Question: What is this site about?
Answer: Web development and Front End Development, maybe. As well as perhaps some news udpates.

Question: When can we see some more stuff?
Answer: Each year, or each day, may bring something new here. We don't know how often updates will happen. No one really knows.

Question: Will this site always be like this?
Answer: No. Updates coming very soon.

Question: What's up with that crazy background image? It makes it hard to read the text.
Answer: Yeah, that it is pretty messed up. We can't believe someone would do something like that.

Question: How can I sign up to the mailing list so that I may be notified of the new site?
Answer: Just set a reminder on your calendar to check back here every day until you see a mailing list form. Though, this site has really already launched, so that ship has already sailed regarding being notified of the new site launch. But you should still sign up for the mailing list when it's available.

Question: Will you go ahead and start building the form for the mailing list submission?
Answer: Ok, yes. Here is the beginning phase of the mailing list form that isn't hooked up to anything so does not work:

Form phase 1:
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Updates Log

This page was last updated: 9/8/24 at 9:16:am EST

 

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"Updates Log"

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09/08/2024
– updated 'Greetings' text
– news updated with new items
– added clock(s)
– added a couple of css font rules

09/07/2024
– added the following languages to the 'Greetings' area: Korean
– added some day/night functionality somewhere along the way
– released site version 4.0 'Prestine' edition
– moved some code around and changed other code
– performed a third-party website speed test, performance grade was 'A 93'; load time: 969 ms [...]
– increased ball speed by a lot; changed ball color from purple to hot pink
– removed some no-longer-needed html tags, removed a bootstrap js reference that was still present

09/06/2024
– added the following languages to the 'Greetings' area: Cantonese
– changed header txt
– created an 'archive' section to showcase past site versions
– added some blinky-blink action at top-of-page
– moved some inline css/js into their proper respective files
– added css/js since stuff broke after disabling bootstrap [will have to come back to this later and add more css to shape-up page, too busy with other projects - lol]
– disabled bootstrap [didn't want to use it for now, may hook it up later]

09/05/2024
– added a favicon
– vague backend site admin stuff
– added the following languages to the 'Greetings' area: Maori

09/04/2024
– css updates to log area
– added the following languages to the 'Greetings' area: Amharic, Dutch, Hebrew, Latgalian, Latvian, Romanian, Ukranian, Yiddish
– added a really cool log area

 

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